The dress, or what's underneath it?

Of course he would. Because he doesn't believe in abortion. Because he's a catholic.

Ask a man.

Yeah. That's an awful fact.

I wasn't aware that unemployment was gendered.

I keep asking myself why I earn a legitimate living when it's so easy to rip off women. They seem all too eager to throw money away on pleasing men sexually.

It's a pity women sexually objectify themselves so much. It makes it rather difficult for the unattractive women to find a good man.

... until you need one, just like lawyers.

Right.

And yet she's flatterred.

Yeah. Random middle aged women can be made a celebrity because of their uncommon beauty. How awful.

Yeah. Sex. That awful reason we're all here.

It's about that age women shed their self-righteaous attitudes about objectification , and begin wondering why they aren't objectified more, in a nostalgic way.

Women want to be worshiped?

You sound insufferable.

Why would you be with someone that doesn't respect you?

Which is a post-hoc rationalization. You seem to have forgotten the order of events

He wasn't robbed.

He also thinks the earth is 6000 years old, so we're not exactly dealing with a towering intellectual here.

Hard to practice body autonomy when you're fucking dead.