Of course! Then within 15 minutes of airing the finale, GRRM’s agent will publicly issue a statement saying that there are no plans to publish The Winds of Winter or A Dream of Spring until 2074.

A commoner that looks like him in Kings’ Landing? No way. He’d probably been making panties drop since he was 14.

My biggest takeaway from that scene? Gendry was totally a virgin. “Three” is the answer all virgins give when asked if they’ve done it.

Sorry, but Kanye’s one-man church is bullshit. For that $225 he’s charging for a shirt, I could get at least 500,000 years off my time in Purgatory from the pre-Reformation Catholic Church.

I kept looking for Zack, and then realized that he’s the one who looks like Mr. Belding. 😧

100K seems cheap for a career. Let alone all the racism.

I’m withholding thoughts and prayers from every member of this family.

I wonder if Ms. Ancona has that same energy when POC of color are shot in cold blood. I wonder if Ms. Ancona has that same energy when POC are illegally arrested at the border and treated like animals.  

Any adherence to the stated theme of this column is coincidental and unintentional. The soulless corpse of The A.V. Club thanks you for your clicks.

Cate Blanchett in this movie.  OH MY GOD!!!!  Such a great performance.  She manages to be sinister and funny at the same time.  And, she looks fantastic throughout.  The black hair and green outfit is such a great look, maybe the best costume in the MCU.  It makes her sexy without overtly sexualizing her.

So... what’s the scene or ‘Marvel Moment’ of this column?

Jesus Christ, thank you Gwen for bringing back some positivity to this series. It’s good to read an analysis of a Marvel film without the usual lip-smacking a la Hughes or McLevy.

“Do a flip!

Yeahhhhhh!”

I really really thought we’d put all that “living with your parents is super lame” thing behind us already. There are so many valid reasons why people choose to live with their parents!

Should I point out that Pete has a serious mental illness, and that living with a parent is maybe not the worst/most pathetic idea for an employed, single adult who struggles with suicidal ideation and other self-harm issues? No? We’re going to continue making fun of everything this person does, even though he’s…

So what? Maybe he likes his mom? Maybe she keeps him grounded. I truly think that people who haven’t lost a parent can’t understand how much that experience makes you value the one you have left.

“Sorry Im a germaphobe”

You forgot the most important one...

Don’t forget the alternative to “I have a cold”: ”I am taking antihistamines for an allergic infection” routine.

Don’t forget the other secret: Always be high.