I want Ben Affleck making out with Henry Cavill’s disembodied moustache.

Oh my Christ, when I got out of Infinity War at about 10pm opening night there were so many assholes LOUDLY talking about the movie directly in front of the theater doors. I almost went to jail. For murder.

Damnit Jerry. 

Yup. Then make sure to talk really loudly about what happened and who died in front of the people waiting to get in. Everyone will appreciate it.

Seeing as Force Awakens, Last Jedi, and Infinity War gave the sites plenty of idea of how big these things can be, there is no excuse for what happened here.

Well, he’s not called the Sane Titan.

Places your post took me: over, sideways and under.

Fool! I watched all my MCU movies in French with English subtitles! Who’s the really cinema appreciator now?!

Yep. Still waiting for that Edna Mode spinoff movie from “The Incredibles.”

Stand strong, son. I feel your pain.  People like you who have to endure such hardships are the real heroes.

The question is what do we want more?

Superhero tailors are the real heros.

*teenagers take your clothes off*

Bruce Banner knows a guy.

It’s funny because the MCU seems to be okay with Iron Man having a bottomless bag of tricks, making him a little too powerful from my perspective.  A little bit of that for Hawkeye would go a long way in making him more useful.

Spoiler Alert: Hawkeye’s new haircut is Thanos’ only weakness.

His ‘thing’ is a genie?

Tony rubs Banner’s belly and the big green Genie comes out.

My main gripe with movie Hawkeye compared to comic book Hawkeye is the lack of trick arrows. From my first exposure to him in Secret Wars, I’ve always associated Clint with a wide range of special arrows, good sense of humour and a silly (but nice) purple costume.

See that’s the live action Aladdin I want to see.