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What’s lame is gay circuit party music repackaged as EDM for the straight kids.

It’s kind of amazing when you think about how times have changed. I can stream virtually every song ever written for $12 a month, and now read comics I would never have been able to even find a copy of a few years ago.

> Marshmello ... reportedly saying that ... there are “a lot of other artists that actually deserve to be on that stage instead.”

You sure typed some words.

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Paris Hilton gave us “Stars Are Blind,” which is still an absolute anthem 13 years later and will stand the test of time better than anything Marshmello has put out. In this essay, I will

*The Colonel rips off marshmallows head and slams a fried chicken 10 piece bucket onto his head as a replacement*

Being from the South, he’s probably more into Trap. 

EDM is an acronym straight men started using so they don't have to admit that they listen to dance music.

EDM is basically a catchall term for most electronic music, though it tends to proabably focus on current stuff which is lot of Dubstep, Trance, and what is often referred to as Big Room House.

Though the throbbing brain I get from 115db beats is not unlike the throbbing brain I get from a KFC meal sodium overdose.

*Paris Hilton is a wholly owned subsidiary of Carls Jr/Hardees and their parent company CKE Restaurant Holdings, Inc.

That’s like asking what’s the difference between Gabber and Breakcore. 

Techno is a subgenre of EDM. Like, dubstep is considered EDM, but techno is not considered dubstep.

Oh God! It’s like some creepy amalgam of KFC, Deadmau5 and

DJ Paris Hilton must be so offended.

Marshmello, the first musician to put a concert on in Fortnite, was offended by this blatant act of capitalism.

Well, at least deadmau5 actually had something to say ten years ago. As decidedly not a fan of EDM, I used to dig “I Remember”.

Like one of those childrens’ masks from target. 

Man, Captain America looks weird there!