In fairness, they were ALWAYS going to go ballistic, and if this movie had nothing but glowing praise it would just be evidence of (FART NOISE).

I reserve the right to make up my own mind about this movie, regardless of online impressions. I still plan to go watch it as I have yet to be disappointed by a MCU film.

Just having a middle-aged fling. But why him, for pete’s sake?

You should look at David Spade’s dating history.

Kate, girl. WTF are you thinking?

Isn’t Kate Beckinsale just a tad bit too old to be trying to get back at her parents or whatnot?

Seriously, is she OK? 

Look, we don’t care who Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson is dating,

You sure pump out a lot of articles about this pale fucker’s love life for not caring about it.

He looks like a cancer-ridden Make-A-Wish kid who somehow gamed the system.

It was an incredibly popular song that was widely referenced in other media. If you don’t listen to any pop music, then...yeah, I guess you might not have heard it? Congratulations?

That would justify his presence on the show.

I realize that I’m the first person ever to say this, but I’m starting to think that Pete Davidson is punching above his weight. Good for him.

My girlfriend believes that the rest of the Fab Five have been stealth Queer Eyeing Antoni this whole time and it’s leading up to a very special reveal episode.

Maybe it’ll give him something to do on Queer Eye besides telling people how to cook their own food.

Am I shoe horning in that I think he’s the most useless person on that show?

Yup.

She genuinely seems very cool and down to Earth. I’m really looking forward to seeing this on opening weekend. 

That’s why I like to get me ten thousand steps a day, eat vegetables with every meal and offer sacrifices on an alter to the dark lord Cthulu.

Tough day for 90s icons. Luke Perry and Keith Flint on the same day. Someone should wrap Sarah Michelle Gellar in bubble wrap.

Grew up watching 90210 with a major crush on Perry. Had the almost inevitable “what was I thinking” phase and then caught him in a cheesy Hallmark movie last year. And realized that there are far more embarrassing crushes - dude just got more handsome as he aged and he had a certain laid back charm. 

RIP. He was the first man that I found handsome.