As always, Fuck ICE.

Repackaging existing intellectual property is kind of an idea.

We call this “Extra Ashy”.

I agree with basically most of that. But if you think someone’s plaigerized you, then the first thing you should be doing is doing to lawyers. Had he done that, I could have respected him. All this extra talking in the press, though? It shows he’s straight-up petty and not a serious person. A real person files a suit…

Not to mention...

But my dude, you call yourself Jase. Like, marinate on that. But, no, seriously, jealousy is a helluva a drug.

Ok... so he’s a house ‘n’... but I’m happy for him??

Man, all I got from my head injury is this persistent vegetative state.

I highly doubt that the kerfuffle over what Rebel Wilson said on Ellen three months ago will actually impact this movie’s box office.

It’s a nice place with nice music where they and all their friends go and there’s babysitting and a nice lunch

This is a sad comedown for the genre. I remember when brain damage was a solution for Harrison Ford’s ethical and moral failings, not to mention bad parenting and worse lawyering, instead of just self-esteem problems.

Yeah, I saw that. Good on Ruffalo and Evans. I guess it’s a good thing Endgame is finished shooting because that could’ve been an awkward set.

sigh

Chris Pratt, you do realize that how they treated you through your divorce doesn’t really have any relation to what they think about gay people, right?

How could they be anti-LGBTQ when they helped a straight white man through his divorce?

I’m sure the fact that he’s a prominent uber-famous celebrity who talks about how great their church is had anything to do with them being accepting of his particular sin. “These people couldn’t be bad, they’re nice to me” is always just an extremely dumb take, especially from someone like this.

Tell her to wait until she sees what her Social Security benefit is. All those unclaimed wages come back to haunt you since SS is based on salary.

Oy, these people. Leave the management shit to management. Stay in your lane.

“I’m so sorry to interrupt. We do need this table for another reservation.”