Whoever does makeup and wardrobe for Meghan really has had it in for her for a very long time.

McCain looks like she’s squeezing out an especially choice fart in that header photo. 

Do you mean like why didn’t the AV Club do an investigative report into Bryan Singer? That’s not really the AV Club’s bailiwick now or at anytime during the past. Once other journalists actually reported on them, then the AV Club did a post about it. Not quite sure what else you’re asking for/complaining about?

The stories I heard about Singer, even from people in Hollywood, were that he did drugs with and had sex with 18 year-olds who were fresh off the bus, often promising things at the time. Nothing in that last sentence is surprising, and it’s so boilerplate that I didn’t even consider it that awful (remember Tom Cruise…

Good. I never thought Bryan Singer was right to play Red Sonja anyway.

Ever roll a stop sign with a cop looking and he just gives you a stern look?

Yeah, agreed. My buddies say the same and they probably get more hookers than I do. The demand is going nowhere, so just legalize it and tax it. Makes sense.

I thought the AVClub was pretty abreast of the allegations as they were coming out. The problem is up to now there hasn’t been much coverage because Singer and his team have been so effective at silencing the accusers and quashing any coverage, and I can see where they have to be cautious about reporting material…

I mean, agreed. It’s not like I’d want to pick one up outside a motel or something with all banged up teeth and going through withdrawals. The ones in Boston looked pretty decent, but you could always tell which were good because of their prices. Ever since Backpages got nailed and was forced to drop their section for…

Cops choose all the time what laws they’re going to enforce. That’s part of their discretion.

Hallie, you’re a true heroine for this. And this kind of article is the Number One reason I read Deadspin over any other sport site - you all actually care about shedding light on these sorts of issues. This feminist thanks you, all of you.

Hidden?

One mustn’t judge of course but the prevailing impression I get from that Will Smith performance capture is that the whole thing was delivered via poolside Skype session.

I’m yet to listen to Coco (it’s actually next on my playlist), but seeing as no one had combined hip-hop and African elements with a symphony orchestra before quite like Black Panther, I think it’s about as original as blockbuster movie scores get these days.

Jesus, Genie here looks like if Will Smith was Lady Cassandra from Dr Who and stitched himself to the body of a Navi.

Smith in blue looks so unnerving. Also, he’s jacked for the gods in the back and sorta pregnant in the front?

Holy shit, his neck is bigger than his head. That’s... alarming. 

That line delivery is so flat, you could cast it as the magic carpet.

Black Panther, Ludwig Göransson, composer

Don’t be a lazy voter, look up her record. Here’s a clue though: it’s shit.