There’s probably tape they know would directly contradict any attempt to keep the story.

It’s strange that you would admit to being white trash.

Are any of those remakes by the SAME company doing nothing but precisely recreating the original except with next-next-generation animation tech?

If nothing else, maybe we’ll see an updated version on the internet of Rafiki hurling baby Simba over Pride Rock.

I hope they go the Godzilla ‘98 route and just have it rain in almost every scene. 

I thought I read somewhere that it was 60 mil, but the network has GOT to have better lawyers than that. Hey NBC, don’t sign up white trash to alienate your audiences, you idiots. You kinda deserve what you’re getting, fools.

Whatever it is, I will fuck off for a lot less. I can fuck off at a discount rate this Black Friday for $4.99.

$30 mil, minus a 30% Blackface Friday discount 

I’ve read this too, and yours is a really great, concise explanation.

One good movie does not excuse a bunch of mediocre cash grabs.

The real world isn’t saturated in color, dumbholes.

“The Pride Lands of Kenya. A place you think about so little, you didn’t even realise that this is a picture of Mozambique.”

What I’m saying is that I don’t want the new version at all. 

Then what’s the point?

Hey, in 30 Rock he plays Tina Fey’s nice love interest who she actually gets with, something not even Matt Damon could accomplish.

She had just been good in “Catch Me if You Can” as well, so she wasn’t a total unknown when this hit. 

i watched every WB cartoon many times as a kid and have yet to drop an anvil on anyones head.

Oh Amy Adams, no matter how famous you get, you'll always be "that girl from that episode of Smallville who was fat until kryptonite made her skinny but she ate a freakish amount" to me.

Not enough Marsden in this review!  Amy is great, but his absolute dedication to the oblivious sincerity makes me giggle just thinking about it.

first time I saw Amy Adams was in Junebug. Her line reading of “you where not...” when her sister-in-law tells her that she was born in Africa, was brilliant, and feels like the audition for this role.