Also, pour one out for Pioneer 10..

Voyager 1 finally calls home, drunk and broke. “Hey guys, sorry, my phone battery like must have died or something. Yeah, I had to borrow this old phone to call you. So like, can you send some money? I’ll give you an address. No, cash would be better, cause like uh, yeah, just send cash. I promise I’ll be home for the…

A lot of these are finding a whole new life today. I spend a lot of time playing with toy trains, or creating fine scale model railways depending on who you ask. Many of my locomotives are fitted with tiny speakers and even teenier digital sound systems, there are clever people who digitize these old recordings, clean…

Jalopnik editors have lost something over the years. I could see the old recommendations to be stuff like this

Why didn’t Trump do it in the first half of his first term when his party controlled BOTH houses of Congress?

When asked about “tackling the nation’s debt,” he mentioned changing the tax code, and then went on to say there would be some financial difficulty imposed on some Americans. “Most importantly, we have to reduce spending to live within our means,” he said, adding that these efforts will “involve some temporary…

Wait til Nov. 5-you’ll literally have millions of reasons to hate people.

I’ve not had great experience with Bridgestone tires. They didn’t wear out quickly, but the ride and handling just didn’t come close to that of Michelin tires.

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Another day, another reason to hate people.

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As the contributor of this comment, yeah. The UK Granada looks rad! Unlike this turd:

Someone with this much amount of internet whining and anger. Dear lord. You must be so constipated.

People are doing things to fix the problems, but the damage was so widespread there aren’t enough engineers in the world to address everything at all once, dickhead.

Poor trumper. Jan 6 was about love.

It has nothing to do with the government having zero interest, it’s simply this was the fastest solution to the issue.  You obviously didn’t read the article 

Here’s your roll of paper towels, simp.

True that. Trump’s Covid response is great example

Wrong Granada for sure. That’s the UK one. And the Mark 1 Granada in both sedan and coupe is a fantastic looking thing. 

I’ll say it again — these punks are playing with fire; eventually they’ll pull this obvious stunt on the wrong person, who will either open fire or beat the living shit out of several of them. This is so brazenly staged that certain people will choose to mete out justice before LEOs can.