We dodged a bullet when Atlanta missed the playoffs.

some shadowy hoodie-wearing dude smoking doobs

Seems like they're really milking this. Millen is now claiming he was still stoned three years later when he drafted Charles Rogers.

Charles Rodgers: Yes, officer

"Neal said while some voters "may not go to the ballpark as much as they used to, I'm convinced the overwhelming majority of voters take this job seriously.""

"Wait, there's now a Shorter BBWAA? Finally, maybe now they'll let me in."

BBWAA: How would you recommend we deal with this guy?

"I'm proud of the board for handling this situation as quick as they did, and we're very comfortable with our decision," he said.

Next year, Deadspin needs to acquire a vote from another intrepid writer and then let Pete Rose make all the selections.

seems like he provided the 49ers the overdose of confidence they needed

I'm sure Ric will make it through this Panther ordeal. He once survived a cougar attack after all.

Unfortunately, I just don't see a resolution to this impasse. I mean, it's not like we can just come up with the Charlotte 49ers all of a sudden.

Seems Flair might be going senile because when he was asked how many death threats he received he oddly started talking wrestling by saying, "I figure four."

Fans voting would be a total Jackass move.

My Deadspin HOF ballot is available for purchase.

Is it any surprise that the BBW Association of America would hand down a heavy penalty?

I heard that he's also not allowed into BBWAA's official AOL chat room. They take shit like this very seriously.

Mike Harrington called him a "Tard," but then said he'd never heard of calling anyone a "Tard" before. What a fag.

But you still paid for her abortion, right?

You'll always be a DSHOFer in my book, Dan. Good work.