AJ, insert here.

Open up, here comes the Sooners!

Getting the weirdest semi from seeing Katherine Webb disappointed

"Is it too late for me to get a prenup?"

"Hey baby, since you're already disappointed come check out my penis"

Smoke-show

You don't seem to understand how jokes work.

Rob Ford: And this goes in the pipe how?

This Santa deserved to get shot if for anything because he was a day early. The only mythical character allowed to come on the Eve is Adam.

At least we can be sure this wasn't a case of black on black violence.

Retribution for a liquor store ho ho hold up gone wrong.

$50 says it was Megyn Kelly.

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.

You do not get brownie points for climbing out of a hole you dug.

"Chemistry is not about liking each other"

I was crying watching this. I mean at least this kids dad want to spend time with him. The only time I ever saw my Dad was when my Mom would send me down to O'leary's when it was time to collect him. On the way home he would share a Camel. Oh to be seven again.

Dear Santa,

If he's training to be a Cowboy, shouldn't he only run for a few yards before giving up and doing something less productive?

Dick history. Dickstory.