A couple of years ago me and my brother were at the AFC Championship game in Foxboro. There were these drunk assholes(unbelievable, I know) standing in front of us for the whole game. The guys in the row behind us, one of which looked like what would happen if Sasquatch got fucked by a Viking, was getting more and…

why does graham feel like now is an appropriate time to talk about a guy shooting 73 or 74? don’t politicize this!

A second beer.

My wife and I had an iPod playlist at our wedding reception. It was fine. Nobody was there for the music.

THE GAME-UH

He went for Dirty Deeds that early? Never go for your finisher right out of the gate. Save the high spot.

Why can’t it be Skip Bayless whose car rolls down a driveway and pins him up against a brick wall? Why is Stuart Scott dead of cancer, but this guy gets to keep having a broadcasting career?

It’s like Spongebob hit a windshield at 100 mph

He’s like the Jimmy Dean mascot...with some sort of palsy.

I have no stance on eagles, beyond the opinion that they should spend more time killing geese.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

That’s the smell of the world burning.

Give the Patriots the perfect season.

In a statistical oddity, his WAR has been 2.0 every season for the last 70 years.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Hi, my name is Mark. Sign me up.

I knew the design of Levis Stadium made the east side seats particularly hot. That must have been where Drew was sitting to bake up all these scorching takes.

This is just some thinking out loud, but what happens if Jayron Kearse tried to throw his hand up and call for a fair catch? I know he was too far to get to it, but since Griffith kicked it straight up in the air, they would’ve had to let the ball hit the ground first before they could touch it in that case, right?

Nobody outside the hash for Clemson on this play and then on the KO returned for a TD, Clemson had everyone bunched together on the kickoff only to let Drake get the edge. Incredibly poor ST play by Clemson.

This story about golfer Boo Weekly fighting an orangutan is priceless.
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