my bet is that the mescaline was kicking in.

So no Oregon Trail?

What is cheesecake pie? Tell me, dammit. I deserve to know. If it's just regular cheesecake then why not include birthday cake or waffles or potato latkes? This list is a traveshamockery.

White Meat Can't Jump

You can't deny that the kid is great on the wing.

I'd be more impressed if he could dribble it.

He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.