Yeah, but ... SEC! SEC! SEC!

Did it work?

[Mean, sexist comment.]

I sure hope he posted on Facebook about it first. Because that's one of the requirements of CrossFit, you know — telling people you're doing CrossFit via social media.

I sure hope he psoted on Facebook about it first. Because that's one of the requirements of CrossFit, you know — telling people you're doing CrossFit via social media.

Bloody Mary's have proven to me the merit of that age-old philosophical maxim: simply because two things are good independently doesn't mean they are good together.

I'm from South Carolina, and I must say ... Fuck Georgia.

About making new friends: Most people suck, and extraneous relationships are not necessary to your happy existence so long as you have constant, long-term companionship from a member of the opposite sex and frequent contact with your lifelong best friend. Maybe this makes me a colossally cynical, anti-social dickhead,…

:( I need help.

That guy's a dickhead.

Never forget. 9/3/2009

What makes this better is the horrendous, reductive yet hilarious Korean accent with which I'm reading Un's line in my head.

"[W]e want […] people to feel comfortable voting their conscience."

And, on a real note, a fucking airplane crash.

No, it's about men legislating morals in sports.

That's a fivehead. What's a fivehead? More than a forehead.

So let me get this straight: the official ballot of perhaps the most prestigious sports hall of fame in the U.S. is in fact nothing more than a piece of basic 8.5x11 copier paper that appears to have been designed in Microsoft Word, or maybe even on Paint? Moreover, this elitist, cancerous committee of smug geriatrics…

"Greg Maddux 98.3"

More holes are never a bad thing.

You. You're good, you.