Well I have been looking for an excuse to just throw away my old computer and buy a new one. This is just the ticket.

I know he will never be as good a Mike Trout, but Harper is like really really good.

But did he die choking on a sandwich? 

Olive Garden doesn’t even salt their pasta water. Do better America.

His facebook profile picture is a selfie of him in his car/truck.

Sometimes—and you tend to start to realize this right around the time the second dozen players go down hurt—it’s just not your year.

As a former employee of KFC as a teenager, yes fried chicken is the best leftovers.

Someone took a switch to the balls of his bank account for sure. Hate to see it.

I take care of my things too and while the Joy-Cons that came with my Switch didn’t have a problem, the extra pair for when I have friends over most certainly do.

There are going to be so many angry people on this website that a woman is killed by a man and that a man potentially sits on the Iron Throne after all of this.

Obligatory:

Watching that video made me happier than anyone could possibly imagine.

They still have one open next to the Boardwalk Resort in Walt Disney World.

I guess there won’t be a Fernando Tatis III.

As a St. John’s graduate I have to say that any press is good press since this team and school has been irrelevant since the 80's.

Yeah I remember the good ole days when players had to get a second job in the off season to make ends meet while the owners made hand over fist profits. What a bunch of losers!

Although this is by far my favorite hockey jersey, Jets fans can take solace in the fact that the new uniforms can never ever be considered the ugliest in the history of the state.

I don’t think I have ever used the right shift key in my entire 31 years on this earth.

2072?

I assume that she’s sitting that close and did not flinch mostly due to the fact that she can’t fucking see but still looks pretty bad ass.