I don’t know what exactly the fat uncle from every sitcom from 1992-1997 point is here. 

It would have to be a leaps and bounds improvement to the current system for me to upgrade. I still have my original Xbox and PS4, even with a 4K TV the games still look amazing without shelling out $350+ for a half step upgrade to these consoles.

Listen I love Ichiro and if he would have played his entire career in the bigs he would have been the all time hit leader, and getting 3K when he started his career at 27 is incredibly impressive, but lets not equate Japanese league hits and think that they are the same quality as MLB hits. That’s not how it works.

How exactly do you ban someone from entering the arena? He’s a generic looking white dude. With the thousands of people coming through I imagine 3 or 4 different entrances it would be pretty hard to spot him (or anybody really) from a crowd.

What is even sadder is that as great as Felix was, the world never got to see him at his peak (or at all) on the postseason stage. A real waste, but not surprising results coming from Jack Z lead franchise for most of his career.

“We know a majority of our fanbase is a bunch of racist cheese steak eating mouth breathers that literally eat shit when they win, so we couldn’t sign someone that they could call a lazy Mexican despite him being Dominican so we had no choice but to sign Bryce Harper” - Phillies GM

You can take “Strong Island” and the rest of the sewer rats that live out there and shove it up your ass.

There is nothing and I mean NOTHING on this earth that will turn me off from eating for a solid 10-12 hours like biting into a piece of chicken and getting that crunch of rawness that has happened far too many times to me in my life.

Being great *in the past 20 years and being mostly butt before that* is what Boston pro sports teams do.

This app isn’t coming to the Switch is it? Seems pointless if it doesn’t though right?

This is the article form of this Family Guy cutaway gag.

Apples and oranges to the umpteenth degree.

Unpopular Opinion Alert:

As a Yankees fan, a division rival being completely inept is great for me.

Unfortunately this won’t stick and it will be forgotten about and glossed over by Jim Nantz during the AFC Championship next year because it’s 2019 and everything fucking sucks.

If Mike Francesa can stay on the air for another 13 years he will have a new everyday caller.

I mean you should. It’s a labor force that generates billions that are getting taken advantage of. Yes they are paid well compared to the average Joe, but if you were directly responsible for generating that type of money and weren’t getting compensated fairly you would be upset too.

Fucking This.

I think the shittiest thing about this is that he’s going to get away with it. People will forget about this story for a week and that will be it.

Exactly. They get the satisfaction that Lebron will be 18 months older (and worse) by the time they get Davis. This of course will give them more ample time to get more talent onto their roster to compliment them but still.