Emperor Palpatine?

This is where a technical foul or yellow/red cards would become a handy tool! That obviously deserved more than 1.5 yards but referees have their hands tied, right? They can only appeal for a fine afterwards.

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This sounds worse than Greg Hardy.

No love for the Space Jam reference? Damn.

My girlfriend and I have been texting back and forth “cmon schwartz! cmon schwartz!” as we await the results of our application for a new apartment

cmon!!! this is essential! And also a component of my family’s starter kit. Be on the lookout for Space Balls II: The Search for more Money

I hope he’s been listening to Donald Trump about how the Chinese are manipulating their currency.

I’ve been talking with friends about this asshole. What would be the best punishment for this guy? I think he should be attached to the NYE ball while given an atomic wedgie and he is just propelled up and down 24-7 in times square. That’s what I’ve got, without going into barbaric punishment. what say you??

This is my favorite goal of his. Dude is out of the frame when the cross is put in:

This would be less uncomfortable if Mike Huckabee parodied Sisqo’s Thong Song. Yikes.

When Brows Attack

No let’s go hear from Stacey Dash about why this is awful!

Chelsea or Arsenal?

Should I be ashamed if I just keep a tab open listening to this?

yes, but Barry’s just provided all the rationalization I’ll need.

Absolutely, or i’d starve. 30% seems reasonable. Maybe more if you feel so inclined.

Benjen Stark says in GOT that you should never believe anything a man says before “but”

Ohh man that Ted Cruz tweet is thirsty as all hell. I’ve definitely written a message like that to an ex-gf after being broken up with. I wish I could tell Ted it’ll get better, but i’m really hoping it won’t.