His tears definitely look like the water coming out of faucets in Flint Michigan

I just watched/listened to this whole thing.

I’d like to draw the parallel to this and global warming. The situation in Flint is a result of a GOP governor running the state like a business, with no care for the consequence later on, which are damning. What will happen if we don’t act accordingly on global warming right now??

Hold my Beer while I do this math stuff over here

Jesus Ranger! Morph into psychotic Murderer! go!

Well I admire wanting to have your religion accepted and doing something about that, but when you put it that way...

How does she reconcile the fact that Trump claims to already have plenty of Muslim friends and yet still wants to ban them all?

Mehhh, I’ll see it when it comes out on DVD

I mean, the guys in Oregon have gone WELLLLL out of their way to consider themselves persecuted. You may have handed out that adulation a little lightly there!

It looks like she’s playing Air Violin on the Classical Edition of Guitar Hero

like Trumps supporters can afford to fly to the UK

I’m such a sucker for this crap. god dammit, self, stop crying at your desk!

“ok that’s 3 rusty trombones for you to pass the bill. I can’t print the receipt b/c i have no idea how much they’re worth. Just get it done Billy.”

Comedy after all, is just tragedy + time

why is there no Jon Snow impression here?

Men in Blazers have aptly declared Ginges a persecuted minority

Besides the very obvious opening to air out the misogyny here, why are these assholes getting so upset? I can at least follow the misguided logic of hating minimum wages entirely. But the author is basically outraged that someone he doesn’t have to pay might possibly be earning close to a livable wage?

A bit telling how he’s obviously confused these similar cases of police brutality in Cleveland and Chicago.

oh god, i’m trying to push the snark back to whence it came. trying. trying!

UGH!1!1!!! why not just call it Samantha’s club?!