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drewknight

Because my hair...it has to be perfect. Perfect.

And yet it is not.

Man, don’t ruin rubber duckies for me!

So he has to flush the toilet a dozen times to get the copious residue of his KFC binges around the U-bend, and no amount of showering is enough for him to feel clean.

I have had four years of this bullshit from Trump. Actually, it’s been a lifetime of this maggot crawling across NYC to Atlantic City and back with his bullshit. I cannot honestly believe that this shower thing is of concern during “normal” times (something that I cannot define right now) let alone during a fucking

I like Seinfeld plenty, because I’m half-white, but someday someone should write a think piece about the undercurrent of a very conservative worldview reflected in the weird, shallow, Boomer gripes and grievances that made up so much of the show.

With his diet he probably does.

boy, he sure can pass a cognitive test for mush brained old farts, but no one in his cabinet can say aloud “holy fuck, what is it with this guy and showers and dishwashers?”

i know why they dont, because he signs their evil bills.

Lol. What? Sounds like more of a calcification or water pressure problem in an old house to me. However, anything stronger that someone gently pouring golden buckets of water over his head would surely wash away the stale cotton candy cobwebs he calls hair. There’s so little surface area to his hands, it’s unclear as

I have trouble figuring out what the hell he’s talking about every time he opens his face-anus.

Ok, this judge is a Trump nominee so... Clerked for Clarence Thomas, member of The Federalist Society...

“Because my hair—I don’t know about you, but it has to be perfect. Perfect,”

America's befuddled grandpa grumbling about how things used to be better. While he let's people die and dreams about blowing up other countries.

The mental image of Dump taking a shower was not a good way to start my day. 

Internalized misogyny is a powerful drug and toxic masculinity is a way of life. Not sure you really have to self loathe or self hate to stan for rapists and their ilk when you’re so high on the drug of being kinda welcome inside the men’s circle.

What will very likely stay my Headline of the Year from some of the folks who know her best.

The fact that Trump used quotes when referring to Suburban housewives somehow made that rweet really hilarious.

Yes, anytime a Black person does anything, they’re “stealing” from ALL white people, apparently.

They’re the assholes that pray on the corner so everyone can see how pious they are.  The Bible says very specific things about that...

Those sound like qanon, child-trafficking obsessed people rather than just regular anti-maskers. Both are shitty, but the former is definitely gone beyond saving.