Well, mine dried up like the Old West when I heard his voice. A tumble weed rolled out.

Imagine telling on yourself this hard by thinking a woman with a wet pussy has a medical condition.

He asked his wife, a doctor, for her medical diagnosis. She suggests that they could have bacterial vaginosis, a yeast infection, or “most probably” trichomonas.

Can confirm that she is a pure representation of how a polite and beautiful facade can make you not notice the river of shit contained within.

I think those bandannas that have a grinning skeleton face with a cigar fits in the same category.

Right?! Where’s the @ toward Trump for hiring a gremlin invested in UPS to raze one of our last few true public goods into the dirt?

Whooo, chile. My ex-husband wears those sunglasses and I know he’s not right.

I feel like the fact that most cops and ammosexuals wear those fucking hideous Oakley shades exclusively should be a marker for antisocial personality disorder in the DSM.

As someone who works in academia, although currently a national research institute, I cannot put in to words how instantly infuriated I become by someone trying to excuse knowingly having sexual interactions with students of their college, even if they do not teach particular students. It is such a bad situation and…

There were shipping options. She choose the one her team is actively fucking killing. Fucking serves her right.

See that’s a useful comparison to show how ridiculous this is. In descending order of seriousness, Weiner sexted a 15 year old, sent a photo containing his young child, and was cheating on his wife. That’s just not the same kind of behavior. 

Trump can’t pospone the election or ban mail-in voting, so this is his next attempt at tampering. At this point, the old plan of sabotaging the USPS severely enough that Republicans can privatise it is just a bonus. It’s all about making things as slow and inefficient as possible so they can screw up ballots.

“Dejoy also has a background in delivery in the private sector. He and his wife... declared millions of dollars in assets in USPS competitors and contractors earlier this year.”

It’s kind of amazing to see how Republicans have basically devoted themselves to completely tearing apart our entire civilization. I know we all understand that but every now and then it hits me all over again. I mean...the post office? Is there anything else in our culture that has touched absolutely every American…

Whatever the general, “normal times” gripes certain folks may have about the Postal Service, for decades now it has been a government-based employment conduit to the middle class for many Black Americans. A big part of that have been the union-related benefits, including the pension. But that has been under attack,…

“A Whole New Level of Fucking Stupid” might as well be his campaign slogan at this point.  

One of the things I’m enjoying about this latest bit of lunacy from Grandpa Ranty is that he’s really exposing how he thinks white Evangelicals are gullible idiots who can be manipulated. “If I tell them the 77-year-old lifelong Catholic who was denied communion just last year hates the Bible and will hurt God that…

“...gay couples — who really don’t get married anyway.”

He looks like the geek other geeks pushed into lockers.