A.S.U.

of course, it helps to start at the top, or at least have resources (or at least be white). Your “anyone can do it” ethos is bullshit

thanks, trump

but what about cancel culture?

the best seth rogan facial hair are the “friendly muttonchops” he wore in “superbad”

it’s really shitty to steal a pet, especially during a pandemic.  it ranks right up there with using a picture of animal testing for an article on petnapping.

C’mon, Chandler found his daughter in the middle of a crush of people in Hong Kong without even really looking for her. That has to count for something

here we go again with the Heterosexual Martyr Syndrome.  They’re persecuted, along with Republicans and Christians, doncha know?

Figures. Eureka is the ugliest city in California, despite its views of the Pacific. Why wouldn’t the cops be just as ugly?

Look, my gay friends can call me a f****t, but if someone I don’t know calls me that, well, they’re going to have to explain to their buds that a f****t kicked their ass

Between Chuck Grassly and Steve King, Iowa can fuck right the hell off

eat each other you sick fucks

I don’t believe in climate change. I don’t believe Covid is real. But I will believe that a fat grifter - who mismanaged the country for 4 years and cost almost 300,000 lives due to inaction - actually won an election he lost by 7 million popular votes and 74 electoral votes because now I can say the n-word in public…

DiFi is a perfect case of “right place, right time”. If Dan White hadn’t eaten all those Twinkies she most likely wouldn’t be where she is. She should be in her beautiful mansion in Seacliff, drinking tea and reading a book with a cat on her lap

eat each other you sick fucks

Variant seems, well, a little derivative

in one of his books he tells my favorite joke:

I seriously doubt that over 1% of Fox News watchers know what Orwellian means

fascists and bunkers usually don’t end well

Probably part of Ark Encounter in Kentucky