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Well it’s not like he can fall that far, I mean a 4’ 10” drop never hurt anyone 

No kidding. Aston Martin should have fined you for drinking coffee in their car. 

Jeez dude, you can tell if it’s a deer, or at least not a human, without getting in kicking range.

Chris Harris has a similar story, which ends on an even funnier note.

“You merely adopted the darkness on the edge of town. I was born in it.”

Hey guys,

Some of the press cars I’ve had over the years showed evidence of some fairly heinous activity from journos. Coffee is the least of it..

So that’s what it would look like if Bane recorded a roots rock album after breaking Batman’s back.

I mean, how else do you test the cupholders? Instead of “Will it Baby?” it’s now “Will it Coffee?”/s

Your list aligns with my thoughts on the ‘sweet spot’ for street driven motorcycles - roughly speaking it is a 50-60 hp ‘UJM’ style naked standard tuned for torque. I had an ‘82 CBX and even though it was fat and underpowered by today’s liter bike standards, in purely objective terms it was reality-bending fast, and…

This is part of the reason I bought an MT-10 instead of an R1. The MT-10 is tuned down for better streetability and the ergos are WAY more comfy. It’s tuned down to 160HP from 200 but it’s still more than I’ll ever need. That CP I4 sounds DAMN good with the Hindle 3/4 exhaust I put on it too.

Anyone who’s ever raced or seriously tracked  motorbikes knows that this is mayor click bait (the video to be more precise).

Any Volvo built after 1998 isn’t a Volvo.

My daily is a ‘90.  And I wouldn’t hesitate to drive it cross-country.

Damn tires, interrupting my dinner, asking if I’ve heard the Goodyear news.

Ain’t that the truth. I miss Rudy’s something awful for just a quick lunch or dinner. All the live music here is just a bunch of astronomically priced concerts. I visited more live music venues in Texas than I ever did Vegas, and had a better time for less money. Still need to learn how to two-step and take my lady…

Neutral:

Although Ford promised to pay its new CEO “peanuts” until it turned things around, turns out it was a lot of peanuts.

83 novels and they had to make up their own story. I’m guessing whoever came up with this show never bothered to read any of them.