Not sure why I’d brag about having tiny,disproportionate bow legs, but sure.

I mean, I’m built like a chimp with a bad steroid habit. I can’t afford the tailor that could make me look merely not foolish, if such a genius actually exists.

Eh, I’m 60 and don’t even OWN a collared shirt (I assume Dickies don’t count), much less a tie or a pair of dress pants. Never even tried on a suit, much less worn one. Ditto tux. I’m 10000% Team Red Bull on this one. You only need that crap if you go out of your way to need it.

LOL, where are you finding an SS with a stick for under $20K?

Yeah, but then you’re driving a Challenger. I’d rather walk and that’s not an exaggeration.

Hard to think of a car I’d want more than this. Once you have that kind of money it’s A: monopoly money, and B: you’ll never lose money on this deal barring an apocalypse.

When I first saw the PT Cruiser renders, my brain insisted it was going to be minivan size. I was all in then. Just not tiny PT.

Ferraris are for flaunting your wealth. It’s not even the same market, how these cars actually drive is beside the point.

HP was fun when it was difficult to make decent power. Now, who cares? Even a Camry will put you in jail. Seems stupid to me to pay for a shit ton of HP you can’t use on the street without being a complete asshole. We should be using tech to make cars smaller and lighter, but every fucking dumbass in America thinks…

Because they spend their lives either sitting still or showing off around town? 

The only people who will ever drive one of these to even 60% of it’s capabilities will be test drivers and the top tier reviewers. The rest will just sit or drive around like a RAV4, outside of whichever pro athlete crashes one at 4AM. These cars are made for bench racing.

The Goldwing’s big party trick is that they ride like a bike that weighs 200 pounds less. Even at parking lot speeds they are absolutely benign. And they eat miles like nothing else.

Out of Long Beach? 100% No Dice. Never buy a car out of the hood. Broke ass third and fourth owners = massive deferred maintenance.

One of my many gigs was at a glaziers. They used Sprayway in the blue and white can, seen no reason to use anything else. Available most everywhere, regular cost,the foam doesn’t drip, doesn’t stink. No streaks.

I paid under 70 for mine. I only kept it a couple years and broke even, even counting tires,service and taxes. It was fun, but I far prefer smaller more analog cars on the street, and dedicated track cars on the track, so I had no real use case for it.

If it isn’t made in Hope, Arkansas it’s not a Klipsch.

Asinine levels of regulation,taxes and testing requirements mean you can easily lose money on weed for the legal market. You make more the old fashioned way, even if you can only charge $75 an oz. All part of the scheme to drive small producers out of the biz so the conglomerates can then corner the market.

But there was no bomb? Just some shit that would burn. Green Berets can make a more effective bomb than that in your kitchen. I think this was some kind of performative suicide.  If it was an actual assault, why not drive the truck INTO the building?

Oh no! A tax evader! Burn him!

It’s a golf cart. Who cares what it looks like?