1) It is hideous. 2) You buy a Toyota for its reliability, but this isn’t a Toyota. Open the hood and look at the parts — they all have BMW stamped on them. This won’t have Toyota reliability. It will have the unreliability of a BMW. 3) The body is completely hideous with dozens of fake vender vents. 4) Toyota’s…

Jesus Christ, the NP300 has been out for years already in other countries and Nissan USA is still pushing this dinosaur? It’s like they WANT to suck.

Some Green-Berets need to hijack the RoRo that’s bringing these to the USA and beach the whole fucking load on the sand in Beirut. Here ya go Carlos.

There also wasn’t a massive glut of just-barely-used Harleys in the ‘90s.

You can’t trade on exclusivity when craigslist is full  of the exact same thing, garage kept and low mileage to boot.

When activated, The Ottoman feature invades Hungary.

Flashman!

Now it’s a Porsche Taycan’t.

I was almost onboard, ready to hit the NP button.. and then I got to the interior pic.. oh gawd

The plywood battery cover says that it has. I’m permagreyed for reasons I cannot determine so I didn’t bother making a main comment about it, but it certainly looks like the answer to the autox regs of having a mechanically secured battery.

It’s a fucking manual wagon with a peach of an engine for $2000 motherfucking dollars!!!! A clutch on a FWD layout like this from ~30 years ago wouldn’t scare me in the slightest. The two tone....??? You don’t like??? Bitch please....It’s a vehicle color on a $2000 car. If you are shopping around for a car with 2…

Oh don’t worry, I wasn’t about to offer full KBB value. 

I’d say that it was a problem with romance novels of that time, but the author continues to putout new books and continues to include too much rape.

They could have given us the same story without having to show a gang rape.  UUGH.

More of a Harrier Jump Jet man myself.

Where do they rank in terms of most influential acts of the Rock’n’Roll era? Top 5? Top3? Top 2? You’d have to get Top 1 before I could struggle to make a case.

From the article “more to come...” My guess is they are working on a thoughtful obit. The old AV Club would do this too.

Seriously. Without any snark. That band was awesome and influential. Can we get a real obit?

It must have been a living hell for Neil to share quarantine with Amanda and a 4-year-old. One of them would be running up and down the halls screaming “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!” all day long, and the other one is a 4-year-old.

Was that a thing? What the actual fuck?