I’ll try to remember that when my yacht gets finished.

Can’t wait for SBNation’s longform profile of him.

If you need a loan to buy a car, you cannot afford it either.

And here I am thinking an extended swing arm is supposed to prevent exactly this.

Going to the bear spa certainly looks more relaxing than what I’ve seen of seal clubbing.

Or just buy a non-refurbed Miele for the same price.

Or just buy a non-refurbed Miele for the same price.

I almost cried once with that. I may have cried. It was a very low moment in all my life and has not been repeated since. As helpless and seemingly without any remaining hope. And the sky cruel. And then, ten minutes later covered in sand and up from beneath a creosote, kicked to life and all brilliant exploding suns…

Y’all don’t have black people at deadspin? I get a cut every Friday. Black people do not want their lines to get softer.

So what you’re saying is you’d prefer it decaf?

I love old honda bikes (I have 2) but $5K is just too much. Especially considering how much more I would have to spend to un-Cafe the damn thing.

I’d guess a current or former aftermarket alarm. All sorts of cars had really sketchy installs with horrible wiring before factory alarms were that common.

This argument again? Watching UCONN dominate women’s basketball is like watching the fat kid bowl over toddlers on the way to a Nerf hoop. There is no competition whatsoever. Women’s basketball is the only sport where high school teams get blasted 104-3 on a regular basis. The few that have serious talent (and they do…

My 1983.5 Vanagon could easily do 70 (and peg the speedo at 85 with patience), but it was bare-bones and had a whopping 82 HP. Lowering it and adding an air dam definitely helped with the top speed and acceleration. But take away 34 HP and add a ton of weight from that and the diesel Westfalia was in a class of its…

If specs/$ is the criteria, you can never beat the KLR. For 90% of riders that want to do ADV riding, KLR should be the answer.

After market AC?

Why would you want to burden him with one of those? Don't you think he deserves to have a good time while riding after his years of service?

Michelle Rhee responded in kind as the female half of America’s Worst Power Couple by firebombing several public schools

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

One of my favorite things to do on a weekend is to bike up Mt Diablo, and up until now, he was out there damn near every weekend cycling like the rest of us. He was pretty cool, and encouraged fellow cyclists. It’s just all related to the stress that a person is under.

I have a garage, it’s over 500 square feet. I live by myself, no pets, and I have two bedrooms and a bath. It’s enough space for me. My mortgage is several hundred dollars a month less than what I’d be paying to rent a 1-bedroom apartment.

I have a garage, it’s over 500 square feet. I live by myself, no pets, and I have two bedrooms and a bath. It’s…