You gotta make sure that it’s a conference room with tinted windows or something. Preferably one that’s not on your floor, so your colleagues don’t see you go into it. There’s usually that one shitty conference room that no one uses because it’s at the end of a hallway by the janitor’s closet and you’re probably safe.

If somebody is walking up behind me so I can essentially fart on their face, sure. Otherwise the elevator is far superior.

I wouldn’t mind if US plates were skinnier like Euro plates. Just sayin’

I cannot unseen the eaten Porsche inside that BMW

Nice work on her jet!!

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

That’s a horse-apples reason. It’s a seafood place, if the only reason to go is a biscuit, it’s a shitbox of a seafood place that puts old bay and cheese into bisquick.

Is that a dog food restaurant?

What is a Fresh Choice? Sounds like it serves bean sprouts with several items.

If you really want to shut Steph down then just trade him to the Knicks.

Amazing shot, amazing story. Maybe this will get more white kids to play golf.

Nick: “I want an Enzo, but with a third pedal!”

I plan to be riding by then, but good first bike material? :D

Fucking Americans, always want to put everything in a cage, even if they think they will look after it, in Australia its against the law to own pretty much any Aussie animal without a special license that is hard to get, not every damn animal needs to be locked up because you think they are cute

The interior rear-view mirror is most definitely optional. Think about a truck - the rear view from the cab is completely blocked by the box or trailer. Side view mirrors are the ones that matter most. And people need to learn how to aim them better - you don’t need to see the side of your own car in the side view…

You can register sandrails for road use? Why don’t I own a sandrail?

I can still wear my labcabincalifornia reproduction tour shirt though, right?

Agreed. These guys are a special breed of asshat.

I can hate on them. Because they are fucking idiots.

That’s simply idiotic, though your admission of being part of CM makes sense. There is NOTHING glorious about this. Reckless riders put the rest of us at risk by pissing off drivers.