Söyüncü is a fantastic defender, has the strongest umlaut game you’ll ever see, and looks like what would happen if Patrick Swayze fucked Lord Farquaad. The man is incredible.

This time Bordeaux were the club Neymar had to rescue PSG from, and he did so just in time:

“you’ll here from me tomorrow.”

Ah, the naiveté of youth. He’s walking alone at this club.

Middle-out compression.

You guys are taking this well.

I was looking for a picture of a Thanksgiving turkey to make a joke, but I came across this, and I’d rather just share it instead.

“My girlfriend has worked full-time to support my career as a Fortnite streamer, so I owe it to her and my four-year-old son...”

What would have happened if you paid each of them to attack one of the others?

It’s going to be extra sweet to see Duke leave the tournament this year.

Clutch move with the preemptive Chopped GIF.  Saving a lot of comment space.

The original version of The American Dream was “if you work hard, you can buy your own home.”

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

I do the same thing in GTA when someone spawns another jet. Sky is mine. 

I like that they replaced the line in the NO PARKING sign with a broom. Very clever design there.

They’re a regular Romegoal and Julinet

Fucking A its not. Glad someone on this shit for brains website gets it. I dont need to have as much money as Bezos to lead a good life. Im tired of people attacking the successful because they are too much of a victim to get off their own ass and do something about their life. 

6 years ago, I was stuck in a dead-stop traffic jam on the expressway for 2 hours with my pregnant wife. Pregnant women may be crazy, but even worse in this situation, they pee. They pee really often. Like, more than once in the course of a 2-hour traffic jam. And they don’t like to get out of the car to do a walk of…

Cars you can presently buy with 4-wheel-steering:
Acura TLX
Acura RLX
Audi A6
Audi A7
Audi A8
Audi Q7
BMW 5 Series
BMW 7 Series
Cadillac CT6
Ferrari 812 Superfast
Ferrari GTC4Lusso
Lamborghini Aventador S
Lamborghini Urus
Lexus GS
Lexus LC500
Lexus LS500
Lexus RC
Mercedes AMG GT
Porsche 911
Porsche Cayenne
Porsche Panamera