Careful, Laura. There’s a subtle difference between child abuse and child ab use.

I can’t wait until November 6th.

joins Kobe, starts looking for his own shot WHAT A SURPRISE

Well, let’s see how you feel 20 years down the road.

“I’m guessing those who believe antifa are ‘violent’ like actual fascists have never been to one of these events see that the police are always the provacateurs and will violently defend white supremacists from their own citizens.”

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

he just wanted to make sure there weren’t any slip-ups

What’s opposite of a star? .... Pothole. I give you pothole!

Take a deep breath Brad.

First things first, this guy is an asshole.

Jesus, yes. As a driver of a triple black car that has leather and is a stick, yes. Before I tinted my cars to limo “just spray paint it” tint, summer driving suuuuuuucked. In Florida it’s akin to shifting gears with the business end of a lightsaber.

There is a little number on the back of almost every wine bottle that tells you all you need to know.

lol it’s like you sorta had an idea about decent plating and half way through, gave up. Is this how you live your life

Yeah it looks like it could store at least 20 kilos of ... tools on each side. And the gasket would probably prevent any ... thieves from sniffing out the scent of your ... well used tools. Only five made, and they were called the Ford Escobar Ltd.

Maybe the cops once the guy pulled his gun while he was running? Maybe those guys? Are you blind or just refusing to see what happened in that video because you want to fit in here....

Most likely the person(s) that called the police about a man firing a gun in the air. Unfortunately, due to physics that I learned about in high school, what goes up must come down.

FIVE STARS - What a great article! I recently made the decision to visit Lifehacker.com for my reading needs and the wonderful people at NICK DOUGLAS and LIFEHACKER met all my expectations and then some! I really enjoy how the article said “ The kind of flaw only an idiot would notice or complain about—exactly the…

This story keeps getting better and better. Deadspin should embed a reporter there for a week to do a really deep dive into these guys lives.

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

As a Roma fan, I was relieved that Brazil didn’t do anything special in the WC, as I was hoping we could sneak through the summer without selling him. He’s the best keeper I’ve seen with the ball at his feet. He has excellent distribution and is a very good shot-stopper. Liverpool just got a World Class GK.