Who needs a thesaurus when you know words like “bigly”?

soupcon is annual convention for soup enthusiasts where they cosplay as their favorite ingredients right?

He's one of the only politicians that I have zero doubt actually controls their own Twitter. Unlike Art of the Deal, that shit ain't ghost written.

Frisson?

The boys are withdrawlin’ in Fontana

Alas, I cannot, but I’m glad my dumb joke spoke to you. ;-)

Sing-A-Song-Of-Mike-Pence

Your life would be devoid of meaning without them to whine about incessantly.

That’s just Putin letting Trump know who the bottom’s gonna be.

So I think we should have a debate with no moderator.

“Once she doesn’t have the books or editorials, she’ll sit behind you on the bus and flick your ear really hard, or repeat everything you say in a high-pitched mocking voice. Anything for negative attention.”

I lived in Chicago for awhile. 1. Chicago Pizza is awesome, and 2. Agreed, no one eats it but for once a year. Tops.

I’ve been a fan of Star Trek my whole life thanks to reruns my older brothers (who watched as it debuted) made me watch. I don’t think you can even compare Star Trek and Star Wars, and people shouldn’t.

Ok, idiot. Here we go.

I can not and will not support anyone who supports Papa.

The idea is that you tolerate people regardless of how they were born, not that you are tolerant of them regardless of their actions. You tolerate skin color, gender, sexuality, and you tolerate religion to the point where people aren’t negatively impacting others’ lives with it. You don’t tolerate people whose hatred…

I think it’s because right-wing nationalist xenophobes can only make fun of people for being educated, queer, black, unfortunate or foreign. That’s not funny - just mean.

I LOVE when the conservatives, who wear t-shirts saying “Hillary Sucks but Not Like Monica” or bring nooses and signs saying “go back to Africa” to Obama rallies or hold up full color glossy posters of dismembered fetal tissue outside abortion clinics accuse the liberals of not being classy. The hypocrisy is a…

Oh, shut the fuck up.