“This just in, from the ‘Shit That Never Actually Happened’ desk”

My father-in-law is the cheapest sonofabitch alive - he sets the thermostat in winter to 55 during the day and OFF at night. If you fell asleep on the john you’d probably die of hypothermia.

When we redid our kitchen I seriously made sure there was a cupboard exclusively for ATK cookbooks. Explaining the “why” of doing things has done more to make me a better cook than following a zillion recipes word-for-word.

I’m willing to bet the intent here was a snipe at something like a (Test Kitchen #1 pick) La Creuset enameled Dutch Oven or a KitchenAid mixer or a set of All-Clad pans, which can be crazy expensive.

Which Ramones, though?

Several regular car lengths, or several dozen Smart car lengths?

Well, they had to ruin his life in order to save him from ruining his life!

Yeah, I don’t give any kind of a shit if the kid mowing my lawn likes to get high.

Whatever comfort it may be, my wife’s best friend is REALLY REALLY hot, but doesn’t have the time or the patience for the Single-N-Mingle bar scene. Her biggest complaint about online dating (besides the thousands of unsolicited dick pics, of course, which I guess is just background noise) is dudes just not showing up…

I’m probably pretty fucking gamey considering the garbage I eat. But if you put enough ketchup on anything, it tastes like ketchup.

OMG, IT’S ACTUAL REVERSE RACISM! Same with sharks while on tropical vacation in a 3rd world former colonial entity! White people can be actual victims now!

I mean, I completely certain that a bear would just as happily eat me as a black person! There’s no systemic advantages here!

I agree. If I could get a great deal on a powder pink Gallardo or even a brand-new Corvette that said “MALIBU STACY” down the side, I wouldn’t hesitate for a second. A great car is a great car, and I don’t care what some goober thinks about my (admittedly super-vanilla married hetero) sex life.

It’s playing vidya games. It’s a piss-poor financial and time investment any way you slice it, and I love vidya games.

If not for external, construction uses, what about using it for internal structure as a load-bearing divider that doesn’t block light? Like say, the necessary structural wall running down the center of my house - how cool would that be if it was semi-transparent? Or support columns in a large open room? Or an office…

U already cut me 2 pieces with all dat E*D*G*E homie

To all the mewling pissbabies in the comments who are gargling Bernie’s saggy old-man balls, eat a fat shit.

It’s implying that driving them somehow makes you gay, by people who are too chickenshit to risk getting punched in the face.

My guess is Drooper-Cans-Stealer.

Here’s the thing - I voted for Bernie. I don’t know much about psychotic BernieBros, because they don’t really exist here. Hillary is a perfectly fine business-as-usual candidate, and will nominate SC justices I can get behind (honestly, I get the sense that these noms are the only real prize in this election…