This will be great for trussing the free-range chickens I was going to stuff with $100 bills and cook for my Christmas dinner with Gwyneth.
This will be great for trussing the free-range chickens I was going to stuff with $100 bills and cook for my Christmas dinner with Gwyneth.
Have you ever noticed how when a product is produced in China, Anthropologie's website lists it as "imported?" But when those products are from Brazil, Spain, Japan or any other country, they list the actual country. Hmmmm
From now on, I'm just going to imagine the Bluths running Anthropologie.
i am more and more convinced that the store is just a giant and profitable troll.
I think I will pass on the large and hold out hope for a smaller spool. I only have $20 to spend on twine, so I need to be smart about it.
That sounds like what Lucille Bluth would think twine costs.
Your dick is small ya ya ya
And Demi Lovato is The Best.
Temptation to start "Help Diplo's Micropenis" gofundme page rising. Rising. RISING.
You guys, I'm really starting to suspect that Meghan Trainor is actually The Worst.
She looks...better.
You do realize that London was being bombed rather heavily at the time?