This will be great for trussing the free-range chickens I was going to stuff with $100 bills and cook for my Christmas dinner with Gwyneth.

Buying any amount of twine for $36 is unacceptable and un-American. Weave twine out of your own back hair if you want to tie things.

Go big or go home.

Have you ever noticed how when a product is produced in China, Anthropologie's website lists it as "imported?" But when those products are from Brazil, Spain, Japan or any other country, they list the actual country. Hmmmm

From now on, I'm just going to imagine the Bluths running Anthropologie.

i am more and more convinced that the store is just a giant and profitable troll.

I think I will pass on the large and hold out hope for a smaller spool. I only have $20 to spend on twine, so I need to be smart about it.

That sounds like what Lucille Bluth would think twine costs.

Your dick is small ya ya ya

And Demi Lovato is The Best.

SO MANY THINGS IN THIS DIRT BAG.

Temptation to start "Help Diplo's Micropenis" gofundme page rising. Rising. RISING.

You guys, I'm really starting to suspect that Meghan Trainor is actually The Worst.

She looks...better.

You do realize that London was being bombed rather heavily at the time?

Barefoot in Barcelona

Those nails! That hair!

I need this nail color in my life!

Not even Hitler could knock this lady off her grooming regime. Besides the hair and gorgeous mani, her brow game is spot on, and her skin looks immaculate. AND she's a bona fide war hero. Rock on, sister love.