What the fuck? Did this get posted to Pearl Clutcher’s Daily?

Probably a fuckload.

Of course there is a Comic Sans one.

I always wondered what happened to those cranks who called into my newspaper apoplectic with confused and frightened rage when we accidentally ran the same comics two days in a row. WHAT IF TODAY WAS THE DAY MARMADUKE STOPPED THINKING HE WAS PEOPLE, OKAY? DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?!?!

Who knew the internet had such a thriving dingus population?

This is fucking excellent, pro-level trolling.

When I clicked, I really thought that there would be maybe 2 of these. Jesus. I guess these are the same people who wrote into the FCC after Beyonce’s halftime show.

How are this many people so new to the internet? And how did they end up on Kitchenette as their Orientation Day site?!

lololol this one’s my favorite

I stumbled across a store that sold facinators last year, then spent weeks complaining about how I have nowhere to wear one. Then we got the invitation for my 6yo friend’s birthday: a tea party. Fuck yeah. Went back and bought one, and I rocked it. A few months later, her sister turned one and had a royalty themed…

Especially if you were the widow of a very wealthy 98 year old man.

But you can’t forget the greatest Ascot look of all time

I so wish my lifestyle accommodated such headwear. I'm dying over all of these.

So am I a “Ho with no Bro”?

“-pe”

Maybe Kirk was just talking about how an unfortunate tool shortage was undermining Graham’s little-known landscaping business?