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The first stage of grief IS denial.

Grief counselors will be available in the parking lot.

I read that as Patrick Swayze and I was confused.

The GM and the waitress seem pretty charmed by him, so I can't imagine he's screwing them over. (I don't want to believe that Alan would do such a thing!)

He's tipping, right? He seems like a really nice guy, he's not stiffing waitstaff, right?

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

I believe 'fantasised' would actually be the correct spelling if you live in the UK/commonwealth

CVS Lady: "Do you have a CVS card?"

*sobs* How could you be so cruel when your waffles are so delicious?

It's halloween that brings up the great sadness that is the Heidi Klum and Seal breakup.

Katie Perry has access to every manner of special effect artist and costumer. She's built a career out of campy, outlandish outfits. And she decides to become a cheeto for halloween. That's baller.

That was clearly my subconscious shading him.

Excellent point. AND EXCELLENT SHADE.

Jordan is trash-talking, which is a whole nother art form. It's like using a baseball bat instead of a scalpel - but that's not something Jordan would know much about.

R.L. Stine wrote words to me.

I always decorate my cakes with the image of Mr. Yuck to dissuade cake rustlers.

I yell "CAKE IS POISON" all the time though. Mostly to keep people from eating my cake.

This makes me so happy. I love Viola Davis and she is so perfect as Annalise.

I'm still watching Scandal, but that shit's ridiculous even by Shondaland standards. Every week I kind of wonder what I'm doing still watching. HTGAWM is still new enough that the disbelief level is only moderate instead of out of control.