I am gonna sneak vodka into this screening and have SO MUCH FUN. It might be the one time I'm the obnoxious person in the back row giggling at tonally inappropriate times instead of just glaring at them.

I was legit CACKLING when she couldn't find him hiding in the store in the beginning. And then when she gets jumped by security when the alarms go off.

If you told your 10 year old to do something and he turned around and said fuck you. Would you have a talk with him or would beat him.

As someone subject to whoopings: they don't work. They do make you rather angry though.

You would think it would be cheaper to pay for some slut pills than a pregnancy.

Don't forget adultery, divorce, and a gay son!

They also don't get any federal benefits. No social security. No Medicare. No VA. No unemployment. No funds for schools or roads. Nothing. I can pretty much guarantee that those bootstrapping state's rights fuckers would be begging to come back within months.

Yes, and we make sure NONE of our allies accept their countries "passports" (Not that that type tends to travel much) or exports. They get no imports either. Make them be as self-sufficent as they always claim they want to be.

Amen! Build a border fence and put a 10,000% tariff on imports from Reaganland.

Sounds like the "real americans" are talking about sedition and treason again.

....Increasing taxes on the middle class, ballooning our deficit, shutting down mental health facilities....

I'm also totally cool with this. We allow, say, a three month period where we subsidize those who wish to relocate there to get there and those who wish to get the fuck out to do so, then we close the borders and just laugh and laugh and laugh.

In all seriousness, how can we help them do this? I am totally, totally happy to have them take their marbles and go home and shoot each other and pray and whatever. 100% fine with treating those who flee as refugees and helping them to resettle in saner places up north.

This mural is missing a few things... A guy selling arms to Iran, slaughtered nuns in Central America, Reagan laughing at guys dying of AIDS...

I dont understand why he doesent just go move in with ISIS. He has more in common there, then here.

By his logic the United States should have been named the States of King George

Just give me 30 days to leave and you can have the damned swamp.

Really though? Because you know, all this Ronald Reagan worship seems kinda... oh I don't know... what's the word?

*these what I got about this bullshit . . .

Ronald Reagan? The actor?!