Yes I choose to believe the lies from *checks notes* the United Nations and the Geneva Conventions.

Former POW and torture victim says torture is bad.

Fixed.

lol one of the greatest statistical performances in NBA history and this is your reaction? wow. Maybe this sport just isnt for you

Yeah, but it’s a joke. They’ve actually announced their hire before they intend to comply. They’ll interview some black guy walking by the facility, claim he didn’t have enough experience, and hire who they wanted anyway.

Good god you’re an idiot.

TBF:

no, really, what are you talking about?

Thing is, look at Dan when he’s asking this questions. He’s not trying to rile up Manfred for the sake of good radio or TV. Dude actually gives a shit about Miami and the people.

This is one profoundly moronic take.

Dan LeBatard is the single best thing ESPN has on their network. Period.

I’m really impressed with Capela. When he first came into the league, he looked like Adam West with a lit bomb over his head every time he touched the ball.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

Counterpoint:

We here in Houston are perfectly happy with the thought of this World Championship keeping us feeling better about our situation for the next few years. I’m sorry our one bright spot this year bugs you so much.

If you look hard enough at the decision, it makes sense. But you really have to squint to see it.

Neon didn’t want the Lexus.

All Day I Dream About Sanctions

Spoken like someone pretending to not be a right winger

Nobody cares why you in particular read Deadspin. Nobody cares why I read Deadspin either. Once you come to that realization you’ll understand much better how this all works.