The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

That would be just fine.

Everything he does makes perfect sense when viewed through the lens that he literally thinks he is the only person in the world. Everything revolves around making sure other people know how much power he has, how much money he (allegedly) has, how many ‘hot’ young wives he can have and are appropriately awed by him.

You’re actually an idiot.

Nope, can’t pay the kids. That would be silly.

Fuck that. And fuck you.

Ahh yes the old “Black people are wrong or lying about the racism they experienced growing up and continue to experience” line.

Here’s a crazy idea: it is on the coach to remove a player when he becomes a detriment to the team, not the league to change rules because a few people cannot shoot free throws. Even if you change the rule about it being an intentional foul, all the defense would have to do is wait until he is involved in the offense…

I think the Rockets have a better team than OKC but I think people overrate Harden’s supporting cast in order to argue how hard Westbrook has it. Harden isn’t playing with a Big Two, much less a Big Three. Eric Gordon, Patrick Beverly, Ryan Anderson, Trevor Ariza, Nene...I mean these aren’t players that anyone would…

I for one certainly hope that starter (!) Ryan Anderson chooses to enter the Hall of Fame as a Houston Rocket despite his having played for a couple of other teams.

BOOM HER!

No puppet.

Is this the transcript of your call in to The Finebaum Show? He would appreciate it. Clearly your lack of negative experience with police invalidates the negative experiences of others.

If only we could all “act like a human” as you do. I thought I was acting like a human all my life, but apparently not because I have…

Except for all those people who've been shot or beaten that weren't doing anything... Also acting like an asshole isn't a capital offense, or you'd be a dead man walking. What the fuck is wrong with you.

The first such experiment, which was not the whole plane, was a disaster.

Most likely won’t happen again. When walking out of the arena, Drake was seen mouthing to Wade “I got my eyes on you.”

The NFL needs to give this guy another chance, it’s not like he killed five hookers while at SMU.

Back in the early days of the EA Sports NBA game, I would always create a 7'2” point guard. It was pretty much exactly like this, except he had to pass to James Posey a lot.