Naw, Matt’s going to get Bear from PERSON OF INTEREST, because that Good Boy knows when to kick ass and take names!

@Incense - huh.

Can’t say I’m in love with the plastic 1-liter carafe for the Takeya Cold Brew Coffee Maker - it feels flimsy, and plastic tends to retain flavors more than glass does. Still, it does make cold brew, which I’ve been doing on my own the last couple weeks - still can’t tell the difference between that and refrigerating…

Can’t say I’m in love with the plastic 1-liter carafe for the Takeya Cold Brew Coffee Maker - it feels flimsy, and…

Kinja, @DeadPanWalking - say no more.

Incense, did that later become Bob’s Big Boy, which is now a diner chain? I remember Bob’s Big Boy used to be a drive-in restaurant when I was a kid - back when we used dinosaurs and sabertooths for everything....

And for everybody following Nathan Rabin on his new Happy Place site, here’s a Weird Al song on the subject of potatoes!

Still in the Greys! AV Club, WTF gives?

Pretty sure this will end up in the Greys, again, since I’m STILL Moderated almost two weeks later!

Hell, Insert Pun Here! You can get us by putting on a cop show! CBS and ABC both know that by heart - what do you think kept <i>CSI</i> on for sixteen seasons, and <i>Castle</i> on for eight?

And like Nero Wolfe, Mason put Drake’s legwork together to find the real killer, @Drew8MR!

It’s worth a try, SuperKarateMonkeyDeathCar.

Naw, Bridges is too old now - he’ll be the judge in every episode, TJ Truffleberry.

The Rockford Files starring Nathan Fillion as Jim Rockford!

If nothing else? This Newswire has made me head to YouTube to find an awsome jazzy version of The Perry Mason Theme.

I can’t even figure out how I’m supposed to merge my Kinja account (which I set up to comment on IO9 originally) to my AV Club one, and I’m still grey all the time.

Yeah, but Drake has a hard time bringing his Vibranium shield past the courthouse metal detectors, scoop94.

On HBO? Fuck, yeah, I’d watch that!

Lord of Allusions - you wanted a Gritty Reboot of Matlock...with Tits? Is there anybody still alive old enough to even play Matlock...?

Great, the nearest theater is in Buffalo, and that’s going on now! I’d have to drive almost three hours each way to see it, which means making a day out of it - when I’m house and pet sitting.

So...what did Taylor Swift do, besides win a court case against some asshole groping her, that’s got everybody hating on her...?