yep, hands, full stop. easiest, most intuitive, no fuss way.

well, now i know what i’m having tonight. is it 5:00 [somewhere] yet?

yeah, i really don’t get the critique of this. they are just like they are in the actual movie, but with slightly different lines.

and the Saturday Night Fever one works really well — but it ends right before the CRUCIAL MOVE.

yes! wasn’t it used for the radio version, too? people are always surprised to learn it’s the Eagles, too.

Phrank’s version FTW.

a *bit* of an asshole? honey, being an asshole was basically his BRAND.

so excited for this. i’ve loved all its incarnations (you heard me: *loved*), and while we’re at it, can we show some appreciation for the opening song from the movie? it’s perfect. i hope they use it for the show.

i loved it all, you monsters.

actually, i like everything about it except the fact that it drains my battery like a mutha. it’s like Pokemon Go was when it first came out -- my phone would turn into a little cookstove. i swear it got so hot it was hard to hold.

why the half-measure, though? you’re calling out a bar in the portland airport for an unsatisfactory experience, why not name the bar?

*random crashing noise*

as i said to my spouse, “GRANTED, if i had been there, i would’ve lost my mind, because they are legitimate legends, and who knows how long it’s been since they were onstage performing together — or if they will ever be onstage together again — but MAN did it look super pander-y to me.”

i was really hoping one of them would say their favorite store was Hot Topic, but that’s more of a 90s thing anyway. happy that Claire’s was mentioned, though — that’s where i got my ear pierced.

yeah, seriously. sure, he has an anger problem, but that’s what 80s therapy sessions are for. maybe next season!

i was seriously curious about those awesome red soviet vans. the fact they are electric is the cherry on the pie. <3

it is terrible, but at least you can pay your bill through it.

i’m annoyed that AT&T has (at least?) TWO separate apps. i have My ATT installed, but i find it completely frustrating that there’s an entirely separate “Call Protect” app just for this.

omg that is SO fucking adorable. i’m crying and laughing at the same time. those kids are REALLY excited.

i’ve done this. that poor man.