Because people with true food allergies can’t help them, and they already have to suffer through life without Reese’s Peanut butter cups (or whatever) and it’s just mean to make life suck worse for them. (Also maybe illegal under ADA because medical condition?)

Well in the US that would likely constitute a violations of the Americans with Disabilities Act. Allergies, however minor count and you have to make a reasonable attempt to accommodate without charging. “Reasonable” is a big key though.

If you were deathly allergic to something would you think it was fair to be charged an extra $3 for them to leave something out?

Also, I’m a firm believer in the policy of sometimes you offer free stuff to regulars as something nice. They don’t get to demand it.

Also to be fired into the sun: the first person who tries to justify the “$12.10+$3.90 = $15.00” idiot with some version of “but math is HAAAARD.” Nope. Just nope. An adult human who cannot add decimals is not adorably-quirkily-bad-at-math-teehee and not…

I read that as “Soup R’ Crackers” at first and was confused/delighted.

Being first doesn’t make something normal.

I’ve been a bartender. When they say whisky, they could mean anything. And I’ve been asked for so much Jim neat.

Thank you, thank you thank you! I wouldn’t be surprised if the bartender was just trolling because the guy ordering was so condescending. Of course I also wouldn’t be surprised if the bartender was incompetent and the guy ordering was just marginally more so.

Thank you. After reading the part about the bartender not knowing what “neat” meant in context, I thought the story would make sense.

However, the bartender, hearing only “whiskey”, picked up the two most popular whiskeys in the world, Bourbon and Scotch. What on Earth did the patron want? Some Rye? If that’s the case,…

Oddly enough, I can drink Jim Beam neat, but prefer Maker's Mark on the rocks.

Christ, thank you. The bartender was dumb for not knowing “neat” but the customer just looks like an ass for trying to look fancy by ordering his drink neat (because, that’s how the true connoisseurs drink it) and then not knowing that both bourbon and Scotch are whiskeys.

If you succeeded, you could almost redeem Gawker.

You are on a spectacular streak of being wrong about everything this week. It’s actually kind of impressive.

Aren’t the kicking balls different then the regular every down balls? Pretty sure they are.

People will try to defend pizza lady. Take it from a math teacher, too many adults don’t fucking get fractions. I’ve had multiple parents complain that I was teaching fractions wrong. These people would insist that 1/3 is smaller than 1/4. CAUSE 4 IS BIGGER!!!!

Seriously? Forsaking Rocky and Bullwinkle?! No doubt about it. You've got to get another hat.

Felt too obvious.

Beer... How I have missed you for all these years. Ciders are okay, but they're not the same. This is very exciting news!