They reJoyced when she left! I’ll be here all week Tip your wait staff folks, because Joyce sure as hell didn’t. .

“Hey, who sings this song? Oh? Let’s fucking keep it that way.”

Oh wow I will treasure the comments to your post forever. Or else Poe’s Law strikes again!

Ugh, I HATE public singers! SO. MUCH.

I like singing along to Disney tunes and some TSwift, but I know that subjecting other people to it violates the torture terms set out in the Geneva Convention. So I do it at home while cooking and dancing like a white girl in the kitchen, or with my BFF on road trips. Where it belongs.

Awww

Atheism is perfectly fine, and the reality is that 95% of the time I share the same values with them. But of course, there are times when the garbage people who are part of our faith (or, if you want to get pedantic, lack of faith) just really drop the ball and make the rest of us look like dicks.

People who sing in public are the worst. No one wants to hear your out of tune ass serenade people trapped with you on a train or in a restaurant or a store. Unless it’s “Happy Birthday To You” and you are bringing me a desert with a candle in it, shut the fuck up and restrict your tone deaf warbling to the confines…

I am an athiest and even this comment is gross to me. Don’t tell someone what to believe in. Also a lot of small community churches are not always just about religion, but about community and helping each other and just talking to your neighbor. It’s a social thing as well.

or Louis CK

So glad you could enlighten us with your deep understanding of how the editorial process works. Retweeting pointless drivel takes 8 seconds, so writing, editing and copy reading a 800 word opinion on WWC action must take 6.

Wow, my friend accidentally drove into Blockbuster- like car was in store- (when she was employed there), and stayed on for a year or so after. But she complained about that place regularly. She says she didn’t do it on purpose, but...

Jesus, that happened to me! I’ve never had a problem with the customer service at Target — there usually seem to be enough people around that if I need someone I can find it — but I was in on a weekday after lunch picking up a few things and SIX PEOPLE tried to help me find stuff. I was sure they thought I was…

Okay, did anyone else ever get fired for apologizing to their boss? I did, but the job wasn’t going real well before that.

When I worked at Target they would do “Can I help you find something?” minutes, can’t remember what they were called actually, but the point was that every employee, sorry, “Team Member” had to drop whatever the fuck they were doing and roam the aisles, asking every single customer “Can I help you find something?” for…

My husband got fired from Blockbuster waay back when. One night he was doing the infamous all-night inventory and threw some tapes in the dumpster instead of destroying them because it was like 5 am and he was ready to go the fuck home. One of his wonderful employees got them out of the dumpster, unbeknownst to my…

I had to leave a store once b/c the sales person wouldn’t leave me alone and all I wanted to do was see if I wanted that cute shirt in the window. She tried 3 times to get me to sign up for the store card, all 3 before I even found the price tag of the shirt. After the 3rd time, I told her I was leaving b/c she…

I’ve never seen him and a werewolf in the same room at the same time. Just saying.

LOL you sound like me. If I have a customer show me that I’ve left a beer off their bill, our management has a “give it to them for free if you know them/they are regulars and they tip you well” policy. We get to make that call ourselves. So if I don’t know a customer but they’ve made my night infinitely better by…