And then you retired to the french rivera on the ill gotten gains from your “old shitty VHS tapes for ALL THE MONIES” scam. Jesus, it’s bad enough when you get accused of something at work, but it’s the worst when you get accused of a scam that would net you less than your hourly pay if successfully pulled off.

(Editor’s Note: OK, I’m blanking on what this could be. Where the hell serves both terrible pizza and breakfast?)

He’s probably just upset that he couldn’t get the number he wanted.

Huh? The NFL alters the schedule a few hours in order to bolster viewership. This article is pretty well laying out that FIFA is fixing the tables in order to advance their most marketable teams. Two very different things.

Not really the same thing. The playoff rules and divisions are set before the season, and everyone knows who they have to beat to qualify. I think this would be more like the NFL moving the Seahawks to the AFC south before the seasons in order to try and set up a Seahawks/Pats divisional round game for ratings…

Sadly, one does not require an overabundance of intelligence to run fast, miss tackles at gunner, and fail in pass coverage.

Love will have a better record than than the 49ers this year.

Wait, someone was able to cut short the time this woman was on screen?

“Racial imbalances do not always disfavor minorities. Just look at the NBA, where the majority of the physical labor is performed by black people, but the ownership is almost exclusively white. Wait, what was my point?”

Yeah but with you, even your posts about Schrodinger’s Cat are simultaneously not about Schrodinger’s Cat.

Apologies for the late comment but I also had an excellent (and bizarre) movie experience with a talker being oddly excited about a bad moment. Watching San Andreas in theatre last week (whatever, don’t judge me) near the end it seems readily apparent that so-and-so is dying/dead and the person behind us starts…

Brady’s suspension is bad for football and sets a ridiculous precedent. It’s not Brady v. Goodell here, it’s Goodell v. the Players. You could very well consider it Goodell v. EVERYONE ELSE when you take into consideration the absurd penalty the Pats received that Kraft inexplicably accepted.

A whiteness of teenage girls ordering frappuccinos.

No. If there’s been a serious issue with service (unsanitary plate handling, really inappropriate language, server just seems not to know what the hell he/she’s doing), talk to a manager. It’s their job to decide if the server just needs more training, a come-to-Jesus talk, or a firing.

I would NEVER think of using Open Table this way. I use it when I need to book a reservation AHEAD OF TIME for a few people for a work dinner thing. (It is great to have the electronic confirmation to send to those attending) But I would never use Open Table while at the restaurant in order to prove the server wrong…

This comment is everything wrong with America.

DUDE. YES. Came here to say basically the same thing.

For some reason I kept reading “Ferrari Guy” as “Guy Fieri.”

“KARL-MAL?!” WTF?!