You’re not giving fair consideration to the Chads of the world.

Sometimes it’s a lot of work to go back and fix typos, especially if you’re typing from your phone.
I agree that there are high and low quality beers, but if we’re comparing based strictly on type and they’re of the same respective quality, I still prefer pretty much all beer to wit beers. Like I will drink wit beers…

I think it depends on where you are in both continents. I’d take the food in New Orleans than the food in the UK (for example) pretty much across the board, but I’d take most of Continental Europe over most of the Midwest just as easily.

I’m going to pull this comment out of the grays specifically so we can all laugh at how stupid it is.

This is the perfect metaphor for my life.

Females are strong as hell!

Should read “Michael Oher was bad for his career”

Did the movie also make him be a mediocre at best blocker and not be able to stay onsides?

I TOTALLY forgot about this guy. So wait, is/was he actually a total bust?

Hating on IPAs is getting way more boring than the opposite. There’s fuckloads of awesome IPAs all around and they’ve gotten lots of breweries to try hoppier versions of other kinds of beers.

I dunno, I have some MD pride, but I kinda keep my PG roots to myself unless I have to explain myself to someone. It's hard to throw down for Hyattsville these days...

Customers are certainly allowed to complain about whatever they want, and I’m allowed to make fun of them when those complaints are stupid—as well as the silly grocery chain that kowtows to their absurd issues.

I haven’t tried this, but I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Me guessing your password to illegally access your email account vs me using password cracking software to illegally access your email account is the same thing. Illegal. One makes you look like a fucking moron moreso than the other, but both are illegal.

No one should ever be subjected to my toenails. I think requesting a pedicure from another human being would constitute a war crime on my part.

Feels like a nice time to use the best stock photo ever.

I’m sure that it’s just a big misunderstanding. Jesus probably just wanted access to some of the Astros’ proprietary religious player data and asked his duly designated representatives on Earth, the St. Louis Cardinals organization, to take care of getting it for Him. Jesus could never want the Cards to do anything…

I’m a total bitchbaby about confrontation. But, in one case I actually did just that, although it was even more extreme than what you’re suggesting.

Keep putting words in my mouth, and then reacting as though I had actually said them...excellent Kinja technique.