“It’s about fucking time, dipshits.”

Man, people are just phoning it in today.

Maybe Thanos could snap twice and wipe them all out at once? 

I wish Thanos would snap his fingers and make half of Trump’s administration disappear.

Marvel Entertainment chairman Ike Perlmutter

VW’s “roll down the windows by holding the unlock key” that is turned off in US market cars. If you have a rain sensor for auto wipers, you can set it to roll the windows up if that sensor detects rain. It’s brilliant and so simple. Since I got my 2018 GTI, I’ve enabled this option and did so for my coworkers who have…

Cooled seats is the single most important feature. I would take cooled seats before power windows or locks or power steering. If back-up cameras are mandatory, so should be cooled seats.

Rear hatches instead of just trunks. I don’t care if it’s the most sedan-looking sedan around. I want a hatch. Space behind the back seat head rests is typically just wasted space in a sedan with a trunk.

The coolest shit ever here. 

-Rain-sensing wipers: so annoying to keep adjusting the wiper speed in variable rain. I’ve had them on exactly one car ever, and I can’t understand why they’re not more widespread.

Headlights that turn on when the wipers are on. My 1999 Grand Cherokee had this feature and no cars I've owned since, though newer and nicer, have offered it. It's idiot proof.

Most convenient feature on any vehicle ever. Capless fuel filler

It was an early morning drive and I was trying to catch up on the news!

And then what to do with the other 16 grand?

Looks like it has the optional Weber down force package.

Sweet justice.

That just scares me. Ugh.

Well, I mean... it looks fancy.

Dear god society is becoming dumber by the second (not like I needed to point this out).