So I guess that means we won’t be expecting a resume from you?

Counterpoint:  No, it wouldn’t have.

There’s only one acceptable replacement for Sanders: The statue of Buddy Jesus.

I would like a VW Golf R with a twin turbo V6 in the 450HP range with DCT. I’d like the Mercedes V6 in the current E43 AMG and it’s interior. I’ll take the previous gen green with kona brown leather interior.

No... They’re overpriced. Bring on the flame, but they’re not worth ~45-50k.

Toonces!

and it doesn’t even have a center console...the miata is looking nice

Mustang has graduated high school, got a degree in corners, and is a sports car now, not a muscle car.

The Mustang and Camaro are now sportscars, GT cars really. Dodge is the only one making muscle cars anymore.

Alright, Hyundai. We need to talk about this “Iron Man Edition” of the Kona crossover real quick.

Umm, Ford GT isn’t going to depreciate.

Imagine what David Tracy could do with that budget. He could probably snap up every car in Michigan older than 10 years old. And then with the leftover money, buy enough land to keep them on.

Buy a Singer...

a real jalop would buy an entire stable’s worth of crap-mobiles

One of the best parts about working at Jalopnik is being surrounded by incredible, talented writers who are completely wrong about most things. Since I wasn’t able to be the voice of reason in the body of the post, I’m commenting.

AND, it doesn’t look absolutely ridiculous. But this guy still loves the Type R.

Friends, please don’t go off on David Tracy for this oversight - give him a brake!

Does rust just follow you around?