“It proves men like him are more willing to perpetuate the fantastic narrative of negro neighborhoods needing more role models and briefcase-carriers than make the people in power stare into the sun and see the blinding light of racism.”

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

cried at aunt tiffany decked out in supreme

Jesse and Judy cracking up to the Never Ending Story horse scene is how I'll choose to remember this show. 

“Save that piss for my chest.”

Hey everybody - look at this stupid asshole right here!

Once again, Burneko is showing he’s just another leftist who is against any mentally unfit politician who had a disgusting political and social record well before his mental instability became evident.

I’m just saying you don’t have to smile while you’re eating the shit. You don’t have to be a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Damn, huge matchup issues for that scorpion. It’s one thing to have immunity to its sting. Turning the venom into a painkiller is just a fuck-you to your opponent.

Rob Gronkowski says he couldn’t sleep for weeks after a fairly routine hit in the Super Bowl

I know where he is coming from, I got a charlie horse the other day, and despite the pain and my body screaming at me to stop, I kept at it and finished that bucket of chicken.

Now that he is done with football, Luck can try and spend his time getting back to his love of remembering things clearly. 

The dialogue at the end even sounded like they cut around the bounty hunter’s name being mentioned.... they are keeping him a cypher and it is great.

Not sure if there's a Sox article coming so I'll just leave this here: The Boston Red Sox have by far the highest payroll in the majors and are a flaming pile of feces. To all the people in my childhood who whined and whined and WHINED about the Yankees buying championships, Fuck You. That is all. 

I feel like a more appropriate headline would be “Does kawhi leonard want?”

Not sure whether I’m more excited about my Reds hoisting the trophy or Deadspin not calling them “the Pool Boys” in this article.

“Hey, Steve, how did the man who survived pancreatic cancer through homeopathy cross the road? Give up? In a coffin. Because he’s dead. You get it? Steve? Steve? Where are you going? I’ve got more jokes.”