Everyone in the video tried to save him from Consequences. But he was really demanding a Consequence. 

Nothing is better than seeing a black woman look a white racist thug in the fucking eye and then proceeding to smash the shit out of it with her fist.

There aren’t enough poop jokes in this blo . . . oh wait.

Sergio Ramos has an open invitation to eat all my my farts until the day he dies. Fuck Sergio Ramos.

I usually love Quill but he was toe curling here, mostly.

If Deadspin doesn’t become a site devoted to gifs of sad Celtics fans for the next few days, we riot

The entire strength and conditioning staff needs to go. I think we’ve passed the point of “bad luck” and entered into the realm of “definite trend of some kind”.

It is time we stop singing any patriotic songs at sports games. No other country sings their national anthem before every single (non-international) sporting event no matter how inconsequential. God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch just plain sucks.  

All Meghan McCain is going to do is cry and mention her dad tomorrow and all will be forgiven. Because White women’s tears run the world and, despite underwhelming mediocrity, their proximity to the highest powers will always keep them at the table.

Fighting is part of the game.

That was a grotesque foul call on Edwards’s missed potential game-winner. Not sure how you call phantom contact on the shooter’s thrust-out leg in that situation when UT came back and actually won the game.

Damn. This one was painful for the Vols. Love this team. Purdue is very good; and I hope they lose by 25 next round.

Something related to him “not saying it’s true, but just asking the question.”

Dark Horse Candidate

They should give DeVos good seats for the Javelin throw. Like really, really good seats.

Damn, if Trae Young’s look at the back of Kris Dunn was worth a second technical, the the looks LeBron is giving his teammates in that loss to the Suns are worth prosecution at The Hague.

How is this the first post on Deadspin about this team this season?

I understand that Harden is upset, but before making comments like these after games he should just take a step back and then take a step back and think.

Yeah! What IS the difference between 17 and 18?