Seems like Forrest’s insistence on the accuracy of the projections will be the thing that undoes him, since Lily will likely get access to the machine and be able to see with total clarity, how Sergei was killed and that it was under the watchful eye of Forrest.

They fired Barry. So I guess it is time to start burning everything. 

Time to heal the wound cleaved so long ago...time to bring back Derek Dooley.

Look man, we have a lot of fun around here...at Billy’s expense...but this was a well written article. Nice work. 

Man, it sucks that it really is a close call. 

I’ve never seen a nail shaped duck, but so be it. 

Porto, Barcelona...who the fook you trying kid. We’re the mighty Liverpool and we’re going to Madrid. 

Giannis probably wondering why Jon or Dany won’t ride on his back. It does seem like favoritism...

I literally just decided to go get stuff from our storage unit in the driving rain because I just wanted to do something other than scream for the blood of the strength and conditioning unit for this team.

I didn’t always agree with Phelps, but it was undeniable that he lived and breathed skateboarding.

Comb the dessert. 

LeBron to San Antonio. Him paired with Pop would be like watching Gandalf wield the One Ring.

It may very well be that a fully healthy Steph Curry is the answer to LeBron.

There is no dumber analytical statement in all of sports than “it’s a make or miss league”.

So...you’re saying there’s a chance?

This series must be over, because someone has the high ground.

I was wondering if Houston would try and not lose by 41. Then I wondered if it would have seemed too desperate to try and get a shot off to stave off that outcome and thus be detrimental to their cause.

“KD HAS A MISMATCH”, she thought to herself as she hummed “Constant Craving” and closed the Tinder app for the last time. “This world is not meant for me.”

Pop could have turned the tide at the Alamo.

Poor Royce seems a little browbeaten.