My wife wakes up at some point in the night and piles all the stuff, top sheet, blanket, comforter, on top of me and I just cocoon in there and bake until I wake tender and delicious.

Not the anthem America needs, but definitely the one it deserves.

This dude absolutely drinks milk with his spaghetti.

And naturally, after bragging that ONLY 16 people had died, more died. This fucking guy could screw up a glass of potable water.

Same. I actually had an old GF tell me at one point that I was addicted to NFL football and that she had considered staging a very real intervention. I don’t watch it at all, now. The announcers grate on me, the pre-game shows annoyed me, and cheering for people to get almost killed felt kinda bad after a while. I…

Being married to a feminist and thus in turn continuing on my journey to becoming a better feminist ally, I understand the point of Dany being the Azor Ahai. But the dickhead in me that loves magic swords and thinks Jon Snow is cool because he has a wolf wants Aegon to win this thing and brood on the Iron Throne with…

It was a slow death.

It’s kinda interesting that Jon, Dany, and Tyrion all killed their mothers by being born, isn’t it?

If Jamie is headed north, which I think he is, does this now mean that all the known Valyrian steel swords are going to be in the same place?

Dongers are better than blocking a wild-ish pitch.

Hey Barbara, go fuck yourself.

Bear Bissinger is pissing the shit out of this.

Oh man, I really want to feed Louie Gohmert some glass. Like, a lot of it. I bet he’s a glass piggy.

No.

More like secretary of interior, am I right?