Yeah, I feel bad for them. They had a Bieber memorabilia shop that was open for a couple of months, which was good for a laugh. They have a star outside of the Avon with his name on it that people keep defacing. They have really neat tours, but a lame ass Justin Bieber tour where you can go to his favorite restaurant,…

The swans are always super chill with me. Very polite. I did have a non-Stratford swan adopt me a couple summers ago though and took good care of her, so she probably put a good word in for me and I get to stay unscathed. Plus, come on, they have the swan parade! Those swans are well organized. The Chinese goose is…

I go to Stratford, ON at least twice a year. Great theater. It also has the unfortunate situation of being Bieber’s home town. The locals there hate him and are completely ashamed of him, at least the many, many I’ve spoken to over the years.

Oh honey, you need to go to the doctor about that. That is not good. Cindymoo had a similar reaction when she tried depo-provera to stop her periods, since that’s what I was on at the time, and it’s just dangerous for you to be bleeding non-stop like that. It can make you anemic, not to mention just how miserable and…

I’m sorry, that’s awful! I wish I had been diagnosed with the flu or strep, just so I would know what I have! He said bronchitis, but I don’t know. The blood is freaking me out.

Did you hum Taps for her when it was over? I did that for Rhonda.

It doesn’t work on me like that, sadly. I’m immune to the blotto feeling of opiates because of my genetic disorder. But damn if it doesn’t help suppress this cough!

Thanks! That is funny that Swiss Miss tried to get all fancy.

Nice! I will check it out, thanks! I’m just listening to ELP on my TV, so why not?

I know. I’m listening to Brain Salad Surgery right now, and his keyboard/moog playing is so incredible. Rumor has it that he had nerve issues in his hands that made it difficult for him to play keyboards any longer, and that’s what led to his suicide. If that’s so, that’s so freaking sad. I play multiple instruments,…

Vernor’s will kill smallpox if it comes rolling around again. Count on it.

I think that people who still name their cars are genetically superior. Just saying. :-)

Haha! My Rhonda was white. Was yours a two door or four door? It’s so nice not having a coupe anymore- I can have passengers again!

Oh I’m not in Colorado yet, still in OH. I’m moving there for school in about a year, then SoCal because of family/weather.

I am fond of that belief. I think you have a goldmine of ideas and am inclined to invest if you plan on issuing a newsletter full of them.

Yes! Thank you! This new car calls for a (short because I don’t drive long distances) road trip. Maybe Canadian border agents won’t harass me anymore since I won’t be in a hoopty.

Oh they are. Rhonda got 225k miles on her and she was a 1992 Accord. It’s why I’m sticking with them. They’re fun little cars.

I loved those books as a kid! And thanks.

It’s such an annoying process. Easier if you just go to a dealership rather than shopping around on Craigslist and whatnot, but I still dislike it all the same.

That’s the worst, isn’t it? Laughs turning into coughs? I was watching Kath and Kim on a marathon yesterday and it got too painful to continue.