Ha! The guy who handed me the keys and went over the final details was saying how he only has worked there for a month, but he’s test driven all of the cars on the lot and the Civic is his favorite one and it’s such a great car and blahblahblah. It’s like, dude, I already bought the car, what more do you want? Then he…

It’s what dreams are made of.

4 oz. ginger beer, 1 1/2 oz. vodka, and lime.

Aww, I hope you feel better and can at least taste the curry! It will hopefully clean your sinuses at the least.

That’s always loads of fun.

Do it! Make a Moscow Mule (which I call a Krakow Kitty because, you know, I’m Polish.)

Yeah, it was a pretty huge bummer. My old car being a shit, then having to go through the process and sign all of the paperwork and wait two hours for the damn car. Your situation sounds quite dire too! I hope you feel better as well.

You should make a video. It will be pure art.

Sounds nice! Thanks!

Vernor’s is magic. There’s just something about it. It’s not quite ginger beer, but it’s not like any other ginger ale either. It’s in a category of its own, really. When I move away, I really will miss it. Canada Dry is okay, but I get cranky when I don’t have my Vernor’s. It’s about the only pop I drink.

What I really love about the car is that despite it being a low-rider, I can boost the seat up rather than having to sit on a pillow to see behind me. That’s huge as a (very) short person. I love the car, and it was the first one I test drove and I just said “DONE!” And thanks.

Thanks! Oooh, honey bourbon lemonade? That sounds nice. Man, I miss alcohol.

Aww thanks! That sounds like an ideal evening to me!

I hope you feel better too! It took all of my strength to get my ass to the car dealership today, and then to urgent care afterwards. But I had to, and now I just want to melt into a puddle of translucent goo.

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? Vernors and codeine cough syrup for me! This gal has bronchitis! I’m loaded up on antibiotics, steroids, tesslon pearls and cough syrup. Ah, the joys of living with an ER nurse.

Shit, responded to you instead of the main post! My favorite supergroup really is the Travelling Wilburys, though I’m not one for them either. I’m listening to ELP these days, because of Keith Emerson’s death.

What, now that Joshie is out of Christian penis rehab we have to have the Duggars flung at our faces again? No. They are garbage people, and they aren’t interesting. Josh is a horrible person, his parents are horrible people, and while I feel terribly for what happened to the girls, they espouse very demeaning and…

Their naming their spawn Spurgeon can’t not make me think of this.

I do the same with my cats, and it works, believe it or not. Victoria is amazing.

I am not a dog owner or person, but I liked her so much, and loved her approach with animals. It got too “reality tvish” rather than instructional towards the end, but a lot of that came, I think, when they brought the show over to the States from the UK. I still am not a dog lover, and am fully dedicated to my…